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nzThink
An amazed and surprised user says,
"I accidently left nzThink on my head while watching an old episode of Baywatch. When I came to work the next morning, I was stunned at the results."
Think. Execute. Profit.
nzThink: idea to SQL in one step. Literally.
"I accidently left nzThink on my head while watching an old episode of Baywatch. When I came to work the next morning, I was stunned at the results," said an amazed and surprised user.
nzThink is the latest innovation from Netezza. It uses breakthrough technology to read human thought processes and convert them into SQL statements ready for execution by Netezza's much admired TwinFin. nzThink's patent-pending technology extrapolates mathematical models that are formed by electrochemical signals transmitted between motor neurons within the human brain. These models — formed by neurons and interneurons and which encompass objectives, plans, ends and desires — are then translated into SQL using Netezza's parsing technology.
If you can think it, then do it. That's the message from Netezza.
With nzThink:
- Eliminate tedious discussions explaining to system programmers what tables and columns you want to process;
- Get the answer to queries before you have thought of the question;
- Impress your colleagues with your sophisticated SQL programming skills;
- Boost your productivity, get home early and enjoy your life, and
- Ladies – don't worry about breaking your nails ever again.
It's like having some magical apparatus on your head.
